Hella Turnt

Sep 30

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

Sep 30

dragonjester:

Same

Sep 30

torple:

on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know

Sep 30

coffeebuddha:

coffeebuddha:

All I want in a boyfriend is someone who won’t touch me or talk to me, but who periodically checks in to see if I’m okay and brings me food whenever I ask.

A waiter. I just realized I’m looking for a waiter.

Sep 30
Sep 30

phantomfrank:

*darkens clothes*

*strikes a violent pose*

Sep 30

sluttyoliveoil:

im glad i have a tumblr so i can see the same four posts a thousand times on my dashboard

Sep 29

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

Sep 29

wynn1ng:

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.

Sep 29